Thursday, April 9, 2015

Cape-ocalypse.

Bosom friends!

Guess who has new music video out?

I am sure you already know.

She has a new short movie to go together with her new song.

I am talking about the imperishable Madonna.


Let's all start a fight between who loves her unconditionally and who (like me) is still feeling lukewarm over her latest recording effort.


Her new single and music video is titled Ghosttown.
Please take a minute and get to the end of it.


The plot:

Nuclear devices have been detonated in the following cities: New York, Paris, London and Los Angeles. The authorities are broadcasting on a 1950's TV set a warning to avoid the blast by staying inside.
Madonna hears this announcement but being the rebel heart that she is, she decides to get out and take a stroll in a post apocalyptic town AKA Ghosttown.
No matter how bad the nuclear radiation Madge wakes up looking the freshest she has looked since Ray of Light. She is painted and coiffed to perfection and her outfit is clearly not put together with donations from the Salvation Army.

After putting on her back something dangerously similar to the infamous cape she sported at the Brits Awards, the Material girl is off for a walk about in a very bad "hood".

She smashes a couple of things, gets some bad news over a payphone, gets very mad at some abandoned chairs and of course grinds on a flaming car.

Madonna then bumps into Terrence Howard right after he was done filming Empire and he is well ready to shoot any bitch that steps in his way. He had it with Cookie and all that women-in-control crap. He is a man on the edge and he is perspiring profusely while carrying a big rifle. Not a good combination.
However Madge's charms are hard to resist so the improbable pair both breaks down into a passionate Argentinian tango and Terrence even manages to take the cape off Miss Ciccone without breaking her collar bone.

Once they are done with the apocalyptic dance-break they take by hand a little Asian boy (who has been watching the whole shenanigan unravel before his almond shaped eyes) and the trio walks into a landscape of destruction and desolation while Madonna looks drop dead gorgeous and in perfect control of her long ass coat/cape get up.
Madonna has eventually mastered the art of working a long cape and she shows off her new found cape confidence by twirling and yanking that thing like nobodies business.





The end.

This is the caption on Vevo web site about this music video:

It's the end of the world. Terrence Howard enters Madge's Dickensian empire to sexify the apocalypse.

Say no more.

Ciao for now.

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