You are a beautiful ass.

Bosom friends!

Yesterday I said that I was going to limit the bitchiness to Tuesdays only.

I have to admit that checking what is trending daily does not help restricting the pouring of bitch to a single day per week.

I wake up in the morning with hopes for a less moronic day and I get promptly disappointed while surfing the frigging net.

The fact is that all kinds of news are at our disposal on the ever so up-to-date Internet. We can choose to watch (together with other 45 million viewers) a little kitten chewing its own tale or we can direct our attention towards issues that are effecting fellow humans and society in a much more profound way.

This is where the tricky part comes in: we can choose.

For instance on April the 2nd Islamist gunmen burst into a Kenya university before dawn shooting students and taking hostages during early morning prayer services.

The massacre that killed 147 people and wounded many others, lasted for hours before the terror was over.

Middle-eastern delight.

Innocent students killed on the spot in the name of Islam.

Ugly right?

Let's go back to the kitty chewing its tale.
Gnaw-gnaw.

How cute.

How charming, delightful, engaging, lovable, sweet.

Kitty got 45 million views.
147 murdered students got very little attention from the media and the news all together. 

I am not gonna get into a political dissertation about the Islamic issue. I do not have the intellectual tools to do so. I am well aware of the fact that my brain processes show-tunes and decorating epiphanies more organically than international political conundrums. However I do try to pay attention to more substantial matters and leave the bloody kitty alone with his damn tale.

Since this blog is about keeping you all entertained I will limit my complaint to this:

We are free to follow whatever strikes our fancy.
But we also have the responsibility to get informed about what the hell is happening world wide when it comes to very urgent and important topics.
Knowledge is power bosom friends.

That being said...
Speaking of Middle East Lindsay Lohan instagrammed a “Beautiful” Arabic saying that actually means “You’re An Ass”. (did you notice the hook I created there?)

The actual Instagram post.

Indeed this is trending right now.

Lindsay meant to be nice to all her fans instead she ended up slipping on a language-barrier banana-peel.

Basically she insulted the Arabic reading/speaking crowd and actually looked like an ass herself.

Lohan seems not be able to catch a break with social media.

The thing that is at the very core of her popularity longevity is actually turning on her time after time.

The former "mean girl" also has been posting grossly photoshopped selfies where you can clearly see where she has fixed her curves (check the warping of the background...blatant...)

Oddly shaped door...

Very bad tile job on top of the tub...

Strange case of melting stairs...

Now we all misuse social media one way or the other.

We all have written something that didn't make any sense or lacking proper grammar and spelling.
I am very much guilty as charged.

We all like our pictures to be properly filtered just like expensive Vodka: to perfection.

However I find quite amusing that somebody with such resources as Lindsay Lohan cannot manage to get her social media act together once and for all.

Doesn't she has a pal that just calls her up and tell her "hey girl take that pic off your Instagram, you look like a fool"???

Or a kind soul that screens her linguistic interpretations of whatever idiom?

Looks like even when followed by millions you can end up on your own.

On your own just like the 147 students from Kenya.

Ciao for now.