Please find below your daily dose of bull-shit.
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This article is by Adrian Garcia (he writes for the Gaily Grind) who reports as follow (my comments are in bold).
A Christian couple is threatening to divorce if the evil gays are allowed to get married in Australia.
High school sweethearts Nick and Sarah Jensen, announced their threat to divorce in an opinion piece published by Canberra CityNews under the headline, “Gay law change may force us to divorce”.
“My wife and I just celebrated our 10-year anniversary. But later this year, we may be getting a divorce,” he writes.
First of all "high school sweethearts" already raises a very big red flag. Never trust one of those couples. You need to experience way more before you decide to share your life with just that one individual. I call those high school lazy-asses. Meet a reproductively sound partner, get married, breed and pay your mortgage while going to church on Sundays and judging anyone who does not live by the fictional book called "The Bible".
“The decision to divorce is not one we’ve taken lightly. And
certainly, it’s not one that many will readily understand. And that’s
because it’s not a traditional divorce.”
Mr Jensen explains that if they are forced to divorce, they plan
to continue living together, have more kids, and will continue to refer
to each other as husband and wife, but will legally end their marriage
because they believe “marriage is not a human invention”.
What the holy fuck?!? The only thing that is not a human invention is mother nature. Everything else we made up. So this lovely couple can be married under the common law and keep breeding like rabbits to fulfill their life purpose. I couldn't give a smaller fuck about how they live their bigoted, narrow minded and poorly accessorized life.
“Our view is that marriage is a fundamental order of creation. Part
of God’s human history. Marriage is the union of a man and a woman
before a community in the sight of God. And marriage of any couple is
important to God regardless of whether that couple recognises God’s
involvement or authority in it,” he writes.
Where do this people get their insights? From Snow White and Cinderella? Actually even those two gals were more modern than those two Jesus fans. God does not give a shit about who gets married or divorced or runs off with a goat. God perhaps is way more preoccupied about how badly we have already fucked up his ultimate creation: the Earth. Let's hope God (or whatever there is out there) only cares about "love" and not "who we love".
Let’s pause for an eye roll break:
Jensen says he and his wife refuse to recognize the government’s
regulation of marriage if its definition includes same-sex couples.
“If our federal parliament votes to change the timeless and organic
definition of marriage later on this year, it will have moved against
the fundamental and foundational building block of Australian society
and, indeed, human culture everywhere,” he writes.
“Indeed, it raises a red flag when a government decides it is not
content only having sovereignty over land, taxes and the military — but
So ladies and gentlemen whatever law or regulation your country may have in place is up for personal interpretation. To oblige to any of those rules will be optional. That is also known as anarchy.
“This is why we are willing to divorce. By changing the definition of
marriage, ‘marriage’ will, in years to come, have an altogether
different sense and purpose.”
Mr Jenses can go right ahead and coin a new word and concept all together to redefine marriage. He can make up a straight-people-only version so that all the bigots in the world can feel safe and protected from the evil homosexuals offspring of Satan.
Mr Jensen has previously been employed by the Australian Christian Lobby, according to News.com Australia.
Christian lobby and high school sweethearts. Picture perfect.
We fully support your decision to divorce, just as we would fully
support anyone’s decision to marry the person they love.
So go right
Don’t let us stop you!
As we say in Italy "the mother of idiots is always pregnant".
Ciao for now.