Celebrities recycling bin. Buckle up, it's going to be a twirly ride.

Bosom friends,

this morning together with my coffee I had a side of showbiz environment friendly enlightenment:

the Celebrities Recycling Compost Bin, AKA Dancing With the Stars.

The 10 year anniversary 20th season was being announced live on Good Morning America while I was having breakfast with the hubby.

I am not usually fazed about this kind of shows but seeing all of those once upon a time big deals lined up one next to the other in the hope of a popularity revival got my attention.

Here are the contestants:

Noah Galloway 

Sergent Galloway lost his left arm and leg in 2005 during Operation Iraqi Freedom. Long story short Noah overcame all of the shit he had to go through and became the 2014 Men's Health Ultimate guy.
So Danging with the Stars should be a piece of cake for this American hero and may I just add "yummy".















Robert Herjavec

 
Robert Herjavec is a Croatian-born Canadian businessman, investor, media personality and Founder & CEO of Herjavec Group, global IT security firm. He is on Shark Tank and he tells business wannabees how silly their entrepreneur ideas are.
Also his skin has a rather uncanny orange tone.
I am not quite certain of why he is doing this. Must be due to a midlife crises and since he for sure already owns a flashy sport car, Dancing With the Stars was the next logical step.









 Patti LaBelle

Patricia Louise Holte-Edwards is just legendary and let's not forget she is the original Lady Marmalade.
The singer has been inducted into as many Hall of Fame as you can think of and has sold over 50 million records world wide.
Patty is no spring chicken anymore (70 years old) so instead of worrying about her being nervous over the dancing competition we should worry about her hip bone being strong enough. Black don't crack but 70 years old bones do.








Nastia Liukin 

Anastasia Valeryevna "Nastia" Liukin is a Russian-American artistic gymnast and the 2008 Olympic individual all-around Champion. At the tender age of 25 she is retired from the gymnastic world.
Natsia's background puts her in a way more advantaged position and her Russian origins will add a certain stoicism to the whole competition.

  






 
Riker Lync

 
Riker Anthony Lynch is an American singer-songwriter, musician, actor, and dancer.
A quadruple threat.
He was previously part of the Glee's cast and his drapes for sure don't match his carpet.
He was born in 1991 so he probably wont' know most of his fellow contestants.










Charlotte McKinney

"Actress" Charlotte Mckinney is your average looking girl next door. NOT. Charlotte is the curvy featured Super Bowl 2015 model and a Guess girl. She is from Florida and was born in 1991. 
She will bring the straight male drool factor to the show and will make all other women feel particularly inadequate. Basically Sofia Vergara next to her looks like a boy. 
Please note that she doesn't even have a Wikipedia page. Her boobs don't need one.












RedFoo

Stefan Kendal Gordy, better known by his stage name Redfoo, is an American singer, dancer, record producer, DJ and rapper best known as part of the musical duo LMFAO. He is sexy and he knows it.
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle.
He will bring a distinctive and classy je ne sais quoi to the whole shebang. 
Afro hairdo included in the package.






Michael Sam

Michael Alan Sam, Jr. is an American football defensive end. He is as well only 25 and he became the first publicly gay player to be drafted in the NFL.
Let's hope he doesn't run off with one of the pros male dancers before the end of the show. Or let's hope he does run off with one of the other strapping ballroom gods and releases a sex-tape of some sort..."Boinking With the Stars".






Willow Shields

Willow Shields is an American film and television actress. She is best known for her role of Primrose Everdeen in The Hunger Games. She in only 14. Not sure what she is doing there since I thought you first had to have a dead career to be a contestant in Dancing With the Stars.
Her career is still in its infancy, just like Willow herself. Mah...

 

Suzanne Somers

Suzanne Somers is an American actress, author, singer and businesswoman, known for her television roles as Chrissy Snow on Three's Company and as Carol Lambert on Step by Step.
She even had her own doll in the 70's.
Suzanne is 68 but thanks to her team of experts (with whom she wrote the health book Breakthrough: Eight steps to Wellness) she is ready to put those young bitches to their places.
In Italy we say "Old hens make the best soup".

Rumer Willis

Rumer Glenn Willis is an actress, the oldest daughter of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore.
Not many of you may know that her mother, actress Demi Moore, hired a cameraman to videotape her birth. Lovely.
We should just stick to the fact that she is the daughter of Hollywood royalty. I honestly don't see much else interesting about her. She has been in many projects in her acting career but her name is Rumer Willis and not 'John Doe'. Let's not forget that.








I hope I made you more familiar with this year line up of talents we will love to judge to no end.
Watch the season 20 premiere of "Dancing With the Stars" on Monday, March 16, at 8 p.m. on ABC.

Buckle up America it's going to be a twirly ride.


Ciao for now.