Wednesday, May 6, 2015

Cray Cray.

Bosom friends.

Today I will take a walk on the crazy side.

The side where most of the time we find ourselves wondering when left unsupervised with an Internet connection.

I tell you it's impossible not to bump into a sign that says "Free sample of crazy this way".
I use the term crazy very loosely since the degree of bonkers can easily go from mild and giggle friendly to hard core barking mad like Jame "Buffalo Bill" Gumb from The Silence of the Lambs. In comparison Norma Desmond from Sunset Boulevard was a well balanced lady with a keen interest in chimps and a passion for old fashion movies. 
It seems though we are perpetually ready for our close up just like Norma. Ready to take the ever so filtered selfie in an auto-celebratory act of self-dry-humping.

Here is a selection of today's crazy:

-Nebraska Woman Sues All Homosexuals, Names God And Jesus As Plaintiffs.

This is a very true story.
The battle between LGBT equality and religious freedom took an odd turn on Friday, when 66-year-old Omaha woman Sylvia Driskell filed a federal lawsuit against all homosexuals, naming herself the “ambassador” for the plaintiffs, “God  and His son, Jesus Christ.”
The seven-page complaint was beautifully handwritten.
What to say...
Sylvia has indeed a nice calligraphy.
She is also as daft as a brush.

- Men are stripping down to their underwear in public restrooms for the Undies Out Restrooms Instagram account.

Now some of them are a sight for sore eyes but I wonder what kind of force must push a member of our society to "drop trou" in a public bathroom and then proceed to post it on Instagram. True that a fair amount of gay and straight man have already posted selfies of themselves wearing little to nothing (including myself) but I wonder where the celebration of ones bulge or fit bod is going to head to. More so ask yourself why this delightful new trend has only gotten popular amongst men. Women would never go to the a public restroom, drop their clothes and snap a quick pic in front of a mirror so that they can upload it STAT onto Instagram.
Women have better things to do with their brain function.

This Instagram account has almost 13k followers but only 143 brave posts. Go check it out, there is a bit for, nerdy, funny, clueless, nice underwear, dubious briefs patterns choices...
Here is a selection of the best and worst...I cropped their faces for privacy...although I sense those chaps do not care about that at all...What the hell faces stays on.

Airplane bathroom. Dude is hot and he loves every minute of it.

Miley Cyrus thought him well.

This one looks like he is deeply confused by it all.

       So you would drop your pants and take a selfie in a public bathroom but you won't put your backpack on that floor???     Make sense to me.

If you got it flaunt it.

Quick stop at Starbucks for a green tea and a selfie with my pants off. Pout and all. Convenient.

- The Wine Rack Bra.

A bizarre bra has gone on sale which is designed to help women hide a bottle of wine in their underwear during a night out.The 'Wine Rack Bra' looks like a normal sports bra, but actually holds 750ml (an entire bottle of wine) inside the cups.
The question is how do you keep your boobs even while sipping the night away?
You start the night with a full D cup and end up hours later drunk and flat chested???
Can you refill it on the go or do you have to take the whole contraption off?
Is it heat resistant so that you can fill it with hot water for those bitterly cold winter days?
Is it wise to keep it in the fridge until right before your Uber ride comes to pick you up?
Basically it would be like breast feeding yourself. You whip out your practical tube and suck a little "adult grape juice" out of it either red or white. Or you can mix it up, Merlot for the right boo and Chardonnay for the left one. If you want the extra perk for your bosom you can choose to fill it with some bubbly. Treat yourself to a nice double D cup of Champagne.
I have the feeling this wonderful gadget was invented by a man.
Nevertheless I am waiting for the male version with bated breath.
Remain to be seen where guys are going to hide the liquid reserve since clearly most of us don't want to hide much from the world.
Some dudes are happy to show it all as long as somebody clicks on "follow".

Mind you I only took you on a very quick stroll on the crazy side.
There are still miles and miles of crazy out there to walk on.

Feel free to share any other crazy path you may come across.

The ways of the Lord are infinite.
The ways of crazy are just as well.

Ciao for now.


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