Thursday, January 15, 2015

Justin the bib.

Bosom friends!

What a frivolous world we live in.
Despite all of the real issues that make our planet a less than desirable target for alien colonies, the Internet still finds some room for headlines like Justin Bieber's bulge was photoshopped!
Being a news junkie I had to find out what all the clamor was about...oh Lord...
I did enjoy the Bibs when his ball were just about to drop and he was still looking for Somebody to Love. He was pretty much harmless and remained still kind of believable carrying on with the goody-tow-shoes act that his mom was so proud of.
Then his balls dropped and he dropped the ball too.
Too many hours spent at the gym and on his ego.
Not a minute used to do volunteering work in Malawi.
Also somebody should remind him daily that he is indeed a Double-C. A big boob and a Caucasian Canadian. Nothing wrong in trying to find your own identity, but African American is not his heritage and never will be. Could you imagine Beyonce acting like Sarah Palin? It even sounds blasphemous.
I wan not fazed by his shenanigans whatsoever. For what I cared the Bibs could have taken residence up Usher's ass. I was not surprised when he got arrested in Miami Beach for an alleged DUI while drag racing (he was also charged with driving with an expired license and resisting arrest) and agreed to plead guilty to a pair of misdemeanor charges. The  Bibs made a $50,000 charitable contribution, pay a $500 fine and had to take part in a private 12-hour anger-management course.
Equal justice under law.
Unless you are the Bibs.
I was going to turn the blind eye over all of the silliness he made us endure.
What I can't get over is having him as the new Calvin Klein underwear model.
No sir.
State of emergency.
Save Our Souls.
Give us back Mark Wahlberg!

Mark Wahlberg

The Bibs.
We went from juicy fillet to a stringy beef jerk.
If they had some kind of voting done at CK to decide who to choose as their new model I demand a recount. STAT.
Mark image is so genuinely succulent and authentic (and NOT hair-brushed).
The news that the Bibs picture had been retouched was no news at all either. Like when Ricky Martin announced he was gay.
REALLY?!?! I can't believe it. I am overwhelmed with stupor.
I thought all models in all the ads were effortlessly perfect. I just fell from my cloud.
I am sorry if a human being had to draw pubic hair on him. Sorry for that poor photo-editor who would prefer cleaning Annie Leibovitz's toilet rather than making a spoiled-pop-brat look like a man.
Don't get me wrong I do find the boy rather cute in the ad, but what is with the expression on his face???
Take a look at this video Beliebers.



He look like he has a serious gassy congestion happening in his bowels and he is trying to keep it in at all costs so that the unfortunate model posing with him will not call it quits.
I saw kids at the mall pulling a tantrum with less displeasing facial expressions.
To add insult to injury, who the fuck cares if his bulge was real or not. By the way his personal trainer came to his defense informing us all that indeed the Bibs is well equipped. Just as well since a gay porn move studio has offered the Bibs 2 million $ to have sex in one of their movies. 
Watch the invitation:



Oh Boy!

When it's all said and done there is nothing less attractive than a guy who is:
  • self-absorbed
  • arrogant
  • selfish
  • narcissistic
  • vain
  • conceited
  • egocentric
  • egotistical
  • self-centered
  • self-important
Enough?
Oh yes, they even called the Bibs a wannabe.

His only saving grace is that a lovely girl like Selena Gomez fell for him. Poor thing. She even wrote a song about her "Casanova" : The Heart Wants What It Wants.

My heart wants Mark Wahlberg back.

Ciao for now.

1 comment:

  1. futbol baratas, http://www.futbol-baratas.com/
    cheap michael kors handbags, http://www.cheapmichaelkorshandbag.in.net/
    jordan shoes, http://www.jordan-shoes.us.com/
    lebron james shoes, http://www.lebronjames.us.com/
    louis vuitton outlet, http://www.louisvuittonoutlet.in.net/
    nike free 5, http://www.nikefree5.us/
    hermes bags, http://www.hermesbags.co.uk/
    canada goose outlet, http://www.canadagooseoutlet.com.co/
    links of london, http://www.linksoflondons.co.uk/
    timberland boots, http://www.timberlandboots.name/
    thomas sabo uk, http://www.thomassabos.co.uk/
    ray ban sunglasses, http://www.ray-bansunglassess.in.net/
    soccer jerseys, http://www.soccerjerseys.us.com/
    cheap jordans, http://www.cheapjordanshoes.in.net/
    michael kors handbags, http://www.michaelkorshandbag.co.uk/
    cheap jordans, http://www.cheapjordans.us.org/
    vans shoes, http://www.vans-shoes.cc/
    oakley sunglasses, http://www.oakleysunglassesdiscount.us.com/
    parajumpers coats, http://www.woolrichoutletstore.us.com/
    asics, http://www.asicsisrael.com/
    ray ban sunglasses, http://www.raybansunglass.us.com/
    the north face clearance, http://www.thenorthfaceclearances.us.com/
    cheap nfl jerseys, http://www.cheap-nfljersey.us.com/
    oakley sunglasses, http://www.oakleysunglasseswholesale.in.net/
    canada goose jackets, http://www.canada-goosejackets.us.com/
    michael kors outlet, http://www.michaelkorsoutletonlinstore.us.com/
    20151014caihuali

    ReplyDelete