Monday, March 23, 2015

Famous elephant in the room.

Bosom friends!

Hope you all had a spectacular weekend!

I spent mine in Orlando getting fitted for a glorious new custom made gown, but that's a story for another day...

Since my last post about  introspective crap fell a little short on the popularity front, I will start the week with a topic that usually correspond to secure web popularity:

the big K

Rob, the son of Kris Jenner and the late Robert Kardashian, made a disturbing Instagram post on Sunday where he drew a parallel between his sister Kim, 34, and the crafty villain of the 2014 drama Gone Girl, played by Rosamund Pike. (If you haven't seen the movie mind you there is a spoiler alert...)


The comparison is far from flattering as Pike played a ruthless Manhattan trust fund beauty who went to great lengths to put her cheating husband, played by Ben Affleck, in a terrible light.
The character lied, faked her death and even murdered an ex-boyfriend.
This post signs that the chill has gotten even stronger between Rob - who has not been seen in public in months - and Kim, who is more famous than ever now that she is married to Kanye West. 
Lord have mercy.

Sister Khloe Kardashian is concerned that younger brother Rob is suffering from social anxiety.
Khloe, who holds a doctorate in psychology (NOT) admits that Rob is not at his 'happiest place' but maintains hope that he will get there soon.
'I just feel, especially over the last year, Rob has become very introverted and has a kind of social anxiety.
'He’s definitely not at his happiest place that he once was, and I know he can get to that happy place and he will.
'We all kind of get to a place where you don't know where to go in life or whatever, so I think it's important for him to know that he always has people to lean on and it's not unnatural for people to not know where to begin. It's a growing process. I will always be his No. 1 supporter.'
After a significant weight gain and a falling out with Kim about her wedding to Kanye West, it was decided that Rob would no longer receive an ongoing storyline in the show and is now rarely ever seen.
And while his sisters continue to dominate the headlines and the magazine covers, Rob has faded increasingly into the shadow of their high profile lives in the last year.
Last week, family rallied around on social media to wish their brother a very happy birthday as he marked his 28th.
To his birthday party, Radar Online reports that Rob only invited sisters Kourtney and Khloe, along with nieces North West and Penelope Disick.
Mother Kris meanwhile, appeared to be away for the week in a paradise location, accompanied by actress Melanie Griffith. Classic.

Poor Robbie...

Imagine having to deal with such a bulldoze of a family. 

The only male descendant of the big K dinasty never really managed to brand himself properly and his name was never associated to a best selling cheaply made product manufactured in China.
Those are the reason why he is not worthy of the big K stamp of approval.
On top of that while all his sisters and mother are obsessed with the way they look Rob goes to Wendy's to eat his sorrows. The man packed some junk in his trunk...and in his hood.
Fat, talent and big K do not mix.


Of course they are all very supportive of Rob unless that compromises their attendance to the opening of an envelope or trotting all over Paris pretending to have anything to do with the fashion elite. Anna Wintour is still going through a scrupulous colonic cleansing to scrap away the sense of crassness that having to mix with that whole bunch left her with.

I am sure that if anybody has a good insight of what really goes on inside the big K head quarters, Rob must be one of them.
Momager Kris tried her best to make something out of her little boy but eventually drop the ball and grabbed her Birkin.

I feel like Rob is the only one from that family who actually sees them all for what they are. He tried to become part of the clan but he simply failed to become yet another piece of plastic an PR with the sole purpose of remaining popular and keeping a brand alive.

The problem is that the big K supremacy seems to be here to stay no matter how much most of people find their whole operation as painful as a root canal. Unfortunately in this age where popularity and quantity has replaced substance and sensibility the big K endures. This well oiled machine managed to get on board their enterprise people and institution that once upon a time would have dismissed such sex-tape-star-turned-into-reality-TV-personality without a second thought.

Rob just mentioned the big elephant in the room.

God forbid we allow such thing.

 Ciao for now.

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