Friday, March 6, 2015

Famous Person Part 2.

Bosom friends,

this Friday I will try a little experiment with you all.

Lets' see if I will be pleasantly surprised or tediously underwhelmed.

So yesterday I blogged about this beautiful Ad Council campaign called Diversity & Inclusion - Love Has No Labels.
I wrote straight from my heart about a topic that is oh so relevant nowadays.
That blog got 26 views yesterday.

Today I will write straight from my ass about a topic unfortunately still relevant nowadays: Kim Kardashian.

The extremely multi-talented gal graced the Paris fashion week sporting a new platinum hair color.
To that she added a shameless display of her nipple while trotting from show to show.
Percolated class I tell you.
Groundbreaking news, I think Anderson Cooper should write about it pronto.

Serving nips.
Basically she went to her team of beauty people, sat on a chair for a a few hours and TADAH!
The trending topic of the day was served. What an effort. I do hope she will get a special mention at the next Woman of the Year Awards.

Kim Kardashian and Jared Leto would seem to have little in common, save for the global obsession about the state of their hair. 
Yes, funny enough the pair was sitting next to each other at the Lanvin fashion show and both were sporting the results of copious amount of oxygen applied to their follicles. 


Leto is far left, Kim is far right...should you get confused.

Leto looked as brassy as Draco Malfoy for the harry Potter franchise. 
From pastel Jesus to brassy Malfoy. 

Leto Malfoy.
 
Pastel Leto.







Kim is as well a mix between the evil boy from Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings Legolas.





 




What a wonderful world!

Read and weep.

In a move that shocked the Internet, Kim K. West, debuted her white-blonde hair color for Paris fashion week. But while the beauty move may come as a surprise to some, we were lucky enough to learn from her colorist, Lorri Goddard, that it was just the right time for a "color adventure."
Lord have mercy.
The co-owner of Goddard + Bragg (West Hollywood) said "It's a really fun adventure for her! It's something she's said outright that she's been thinking about for a while, but the time just hasn't been right."
Lord have mercy.
What changed? According to Goddard, it's all about Mrs. Kanye West's freshly cropped haircut. "Now that we did that great bob for her, which is such a fresh, cool look, it was the perfect time for her to go on a color adventure. To just have fun with it!"
Speaking of the fabulous bob, her hair stylist said that he gave it a trim on Tuesday night, at Kardashian's home. "The timing was perfect to do [the whole makeover] right before Paris Fashion Week. I kept the bob the same length, maybe slightly shorter. But because she was lightening it, I trimmed the ends to straighten it out."
Goddard said that Kim embodies platinum because "[it's] a really glamorous, rebellious, sexy, and chic color. And as you can see, she wears it very well."
Lord have mercy.
Before Goddard began the nearly four-hour process on Kardashian's hair, she discussed the inspiration: old Hollywood. "The shade is an amazing medley of different platinum hues—a customized blonde-on-blonde journey—so it feels very fresh while still being a nod to that 'Hollywood glamour platinum,'" the colorist explained.
"I think the color really brings out her beautiful eyes and gorgeous, flawless skin," Goddard went on.
One thing Kardashian didn't dye: her bold, brunette brows. "Isn't that just amazing?" Goddard said. "We loved that. The evening was such a special, really creative one for the whole team."
Lord have mercy.

I only reported Kardashian's hairstylist comments over this life changing experience.
The rest you can find on the Internet #UselessPiecesOfInformation.

I believe it is very important that we are kept up to date about the Kardashian dynasty whereabouts and daily achievements.
It's vital for the betterment of our entire society to make the humanity aware of all the special and really creative enterprises that Mrs West puts herself through on a daily basis.
Kim is taking down so many social barriers and shattering oh so many stereotypes I trust a place for her at the United Nations is the next logical step.

Mind you Kim has gone blond before and justified the move by saying:

"I wanted to find out if blonds actually do have more fun".

Such pearls of wisdom.
Such suppositories of far-sightedness.

Now let's see how many views this post about dynamic Kim gets compared to the one about Love Has No Labels.
By the way the previous one I wrote about the Kardashian most talented descendent got 184 views.

Ciao for now.

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