These are a few of my favorite things (or not).

Bosom friends!

Today is going to be a fast and furious kind of post.

I will write a list of things that I am fond of and a list of things I don't give a fuck about.

Fond of, no fucks about.

FOND OF:

- Cher, in any shape or form;
- Barbra Streisand, in any shape or form;
- Kylie Minogue, in any shape or form;
- My husband, it takes a village to keep me together and he is as big as a city;
- Any female actor with particular fondness towards the ones with a sense of humor;
- Female comedians, men are always jerking off their egos when cracking jokes, women are simply funnier;
- Live entertainment, even the bad school productions because it takes courage to get on a stage and make magic (or tragedy) happen;
- Good movies and TV shows where acting and filmography come first;
- Beauty, beautiful is forever;
- White whine spritzers, don't judge;
- Laughter, if you can put a witty twist on whatever happens to you, you are much better off in life. Shit happens, laughing about it makes us not wanting to jump off our sea view balcony;
- Curiosity, it makes you travel, discover, learn. It keeps your mind open and allow you to remain enthusiastic about life.
- Kindness. You can be as dumb as a bucket of rocks but if you are kind we are cool.

NO FUCKS ABOUT:

- Whomever stays or goes from the One Direction boy band;
- Kardashians, in any shape or form. Please make it stop;
- Defined muscles. Yes you are hot, but I can only look at a tight ass for so long. Gravity will eventually have the best of it anyway;
- Any sport that involves balls;
- Any movie with where boobs, sex and special effects are the only things on the plate;
- Anybodies work out regime, I do not need to know how many reps you have done today. Rather tell me about the last book you read...;
- Religion. Believe in what you want just don't make it my problem;
- Cute. Cute has the same value as "fine". Never settle for cute, go for unique!

And what is your list?

Ciao for now.